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Post by lyriscologist on Jul 11, 2010 21:00:22 GMT -5
good ol weapon cyph.. I'll leave a weapon, next dude uses it in his rhyme, then leaves a new weapon for the next dude..
first weap: Keyboard (why not, always a good wun to start it off)
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Post by Game on Jul 12, 2010 8:03:59 GMT -5
Dude talkin shit while I'm at my desk/
Computer fucken geek/ I react with stress/
BOARDCORD CHOKKKKEEEE!
Snatch thee-cord/ .........off the back my key-board/
Wrap it tightly round his throat/ (rrr) Wanna fuk wit me boi?!?!/
VISION BLASTERRRRRR!
Shatter the board over my knee/ .....Gather up all the keys/
Then I stuff em in his eyes/ hahahaha... now he cant see/
PLASTIC KNIFFEEE YOUUU!
Grab a broken piece of plastic and think, 'hmmmm what the heck?'
In thru his adams apple and out the back his neck.....kooolll
KEYBOARD KILLLAAAHH!
I've got my keyboard ready if ya ever wanna get illah
So Boi, dont ever fuck wit a mothafucken keyboard killah
hahahahahah
CLOwninnn
Next weapon
A sewing Kit
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Post by lyriscologist on Jul 12, 2010 18:39:22 GMT -5
lol good shit..
ayo
the Werld Observes ya Weakness while im Beasty in Text,
yer girl Refers yer Penis as a 'Needle an Thread'//
this Kat'll Blow? you Have to Know you'll Flow Wack Forever,
when my Raps Explode.. they'll Have to Sew ya Bones Back Together!//
Fuk a Deal! I Bust it Real to keep Yall Alarmed..
got Punchin Skill and Nuts of Steel.. you got Balls of Yarn!!// lol
(it doesnt always have to be a weapon, use it to get creative, thats the main point..)
next: stolen nerve gas
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Post by KRiSR on Jul 16, 2010 6:56:26 GMT -5
lets see ay.....
I drip you up hard on the liquid spray
till u comatose hard and ur body functions give way
blister up ya lungs like an ultraviolet ray
crank up the pressure in your heart
before your veins start to spray!!!
gun or a knife i don't need.. to slay victims
water pistol full of stolen nerve gas-nu got convulsive twitching!!!
syringe gets stabbed swollen nerd cracks-
so u hot like pulp fiction switching
NeXT WEAPoN: PiZZA BoX
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BuzzKill
Still Standin
Text Battle
2 - 2
K.O's 0
Posts: 346
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Post by BuzzKill on Jul 16, 2010 8:29:04 GMT -5
This night shift shit's really startin to kill me What's my job of choice? Fuckin Pizza Delivery The pay rate sucks and people give great tips But tonight's different cuz I'm done taking shit I'm on Elm Street, I roll down a couple of blocks Park in front of this house, up to the door and knock I hear a guy ask who it is I respond "Pizza Delivery" He opens the door, rude as fuck, showin no chivalry I take his money and listen to him scream and shout I've had enough so i shove the box corner in his mouth I shove it in as far as I can so his whole mouth is plugged Then I hold his nose closed until his whole body goes numb I get up and tell him 'Enjoy your pizza sir, I'll see you later Thanks for choosing Speedy Pizza Delivery you fuckin hater! Next Weapon: Electric Drill...........have fun guys  |
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Shadow
Still Standin
NHV Open Mic Champ
Peace Universal
Posts: 69
Text Record: 1-0
Mood: Creative
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Post by Shadow on Jul 24, 2010 13:12:43 GMT -5
I stand here in a white lab coat, with blood on my pocket
As I reload another drill bit into the socket
My last victim lay lifeless in my chair with eyes open
While her family waits at home,...'still' praying and hoping
But she will not return from 'this' last doctors visit,...
I hear a knock at the door,...wait,...hold on,...Who is it???
"Its the police!!!", said the voice outside of the door.
"Come out, drop your shit!!! Lay face down on the floor!!!
But what they don't know is,...I planned out my fate.
I've drilled so many "hoes",...its already too late.
So I ran out the door, to the officers surprise!!!.
With a drill in each hand headed straight for his eyes!!!
The last words that I spoke as they pumped me full of lead,...was:
"I'm A 'Psycho Dentist' bitch, with 'no' patients"!!! Who's next???!!!
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